Cana Alberona, now known as Anna Alberona (Alliteration is awesome) is a prominent member of Fairy Tail and Stockport Wrestling Association. She loves to drink
hot chocolate and build snowmen, and can drink large alcohols without getting drunk. That's right, if your name is Romeo or Wendy or Martin Ødegaard or even Bob The Builder, get out of here before it's too late! Despite being drunk out her arse, Cana is a potential S-Class mage, leading to Arsene Wenger making her a New Invincibles member, because anyone with "potential" is Wenger's saviour. Indeed, Cana Anna is treated like a princess.
Wrestling Career Edit
Dance For Your Papi (Not That Way) Edit
Frozen With Arsene Edit
Following Arsene Wenger's infamous "Let It Go (Cesc Fabregas version)", Paul-Georges Ntep and Florian Thauvin left the New Invincibles, utterly humiliated at Wenger's actions. However, Arsene is like a cat with 69 lives. Getting the beautiful
and bootyful Cana Alberona on his team has left the Arsenal board frozen (no pun intended), even though she is always drunk out her big arse.
Theme Songs Edit
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na by MCR
Pass Out by Tinie Tempah
Papi by Jennifer Lopez